Friday, October 24, 2008

LiLo

Lindsay Lohan rocks.

Saturday, February 16, 2008

From one Michael to Another

I recently received a request from Michael Spanne of Spades to publish this press release. I was more than happy to oblige.

On February 16, 2008, I put forth a challenge to Michael Le Houlier of KMD. As of yesterday he rejected a personal challenge sent through a member of KMD, because I am a “military player who can only sustain himself through his alliance.” However, I am not sustained by my alliance, I have given away up to 10 million gold (Payment for my Royal Standard) to a fellow player in the not so distant past, that has been gradually returned to me. I do not think that a challenge should go unheard because of my choices in the game. I am openly declaring my challenge and if it is accepted, am willing to accept no aid from my fellow members of the Spades, whether it be defense, invasion, or monetary. Moreover, it is not outside the rights of an independent citizen to build a strong military and have a fellow citizen send gold (Even if it is not their own money). Therefore I challenge Michael Le Houlier, the so called “Defender of Independents” to a one on one battle without help or aid from Alliance members. I am even willing to temporarily leave my alliance, provided Michael follows my example and no other interferes. Given these circumstances, If this challenge goes unanswered/rejected, I will be disappointed. It would be utter hypocrisy to refuse an independent battle when you condemn alliance members for their attacks on independant citizens. The challenge has been issued.

I would like to thank Nicho Kelly personally for the chance to publish this in the terrific papers that he helps publish. I would also like to thank Elizabeth for allowing this to also be posted in the Daily Hoplite. And of course Chris for letting me post in the ever entertaining Royal Prophet =P.

I would also like to add that this is in no way an attack/threat of an attack on Dragon Knights/KMD. I have very high regards for almost every member one of their members I have been in contact with. =)

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Interview with Joe Sciarrino of the North Men

One of the newer alliances in town is the North Men, a powerful, medium sized alliance. One of their officers, Joe Sciarrino, agreed to give an interview.

Who are the North Men?

The North Men is a league of extraordinary gentlemen! To know us you must understand out history. We formed under the direction of Matt Posey as a sister Alliance to Sparta. Most of our members, excluding a select few, are ex-Spartans. It is apparent from my own title “The Spartan Viking” that a familial mood still exists between our two groups. Although we are kin to Sparta our own autonomy should be noted. Our head diplomat, Francois Aubry, has demonstrated this autonomy through his negotiation of NAP’s with various alliances. Therefore, any attacks initiated by the North Men on alliances friendly to Sparta should realize that we are acting on our own prerogatives. (Most likely we want battle standards :P) And No earthly forces will be able to halt us. Let me make it clear: The North Men cannot be stopped…not even by Caledonia.

What are your diplomatic relationships with other Alliances?

We are a fairly peaceful group and see it in the best interest of many alliances to form NAP’s with us. As mentioned prior, we are very friendly with both Sparta and the Spades, many of us old invasion buds. We enjoy favorable relations with both Allies and Anarchy (contrary to their name I suppose). We are favorable with VVV, having done nothing to shift our position otherwise, and we enjoy having them as the number 2 alliance in the game. The confusing situation is Exodus, because we enjoy an NAP with them, yet are bothered by their many spin-off clones. Our relationship with Exodus is historical, dating back to Sparta’s joint efforts against the Genesis. There are others alliances, but time is a virtue. As for Caledonia, I am sorry that their invasion upon my lands didn’t got as well as expected. Maybe next time :P Anyone that would like to negotiate with the North Men should contact our diplomat Francois Aubry. He has done an excellent job.

What is your opinion of Craig Parrish, our new king?

Craig Parrish is my role model. lol I once worked as a lowly scholar funder for his head concubine/ Queen, Sierra Evans. I remember the first thing Craig ever said to me. Its as clear as day. He said “Yea, you are going to need to build 7 CC’s.” Those were the most meaningful and helpful words I’ve ever received. I recently had the benefit of instructing one of my new subjects with the same advice. The legacy lives on!! However, I did think he was a pansy for jumping to VVV for a week or so. But now I realize his genius. I will work hard to ensure the God King keeps the chair warm for me until I arrive.

What is the stance of the North Men towards Morlocks (unaligned players)?

Morlocks? Fair Game! I eat that for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (and so does Robert Rose) –laughing hysterically. The North Men believe that there are benefits to both alliance playing and being a Morlock. The Morlocks have made their decision and they must also take the negatives of their situation.

What are your plans for the future?

The North Men plan on developing in new ways that suit the changes being made by Don Lee. We believe that a strong alliance that still has acres will be able to adapt for the coming days. This is undeniably to our benefit. I look forward to seeing us rise in the rankings as our new players learn the ways of the warrior Vikings. As a side note, I just wanted to thank Matt Posey for all of the great work that he has done, and I am confident that he will do great things in the future! Also great thanks to former King Thav., Janet (the best woman in the world), Robert Rose, Celia, and the God King Craig. LONG LIVE THE NORTH MEN! Long live Craig!
Sincerely,
“The Spartan Viking”
Duke Joseph Sciarrino of the North Men

(Republished from the Crown Prince by Nicho Kelly)

Monday, February 11, 2008

New Newspaper



The Editors of World News & Royal Report would like to welcome the new newspaper/magazine "The Bishop's Proclamation". We wish the Bishop good luck and hope that his newspaper is successful. 

Sunday, February 10, 2008

An Exposé with a Player New to the KOTW World

The editors of World News & Royal Report held an interview with Ryan Knight, who is new to our game and has high hopes for KOTW even with the recent fighting and turmoil.


What are your expectations for this game and what have you noticed that is interesting?

I would like to carry on, enjoying and playing with my friends. The realism is quite interesting; as well is the seriousness of what seems to be a war of attrition going on amongst the top-ranked players. The game itself for its simplicity is quite intricate, and I have to commend the developer, Don Lee, and his team for that. On that note, I would also like to commend the editors of World News & Royal Report, the Herald, and Royal Life on the daily maintenance of their newspapers.

Do you have any suggestions so far?

As for suggestions, I think that there are a few things that I would implement if I had the knowledge of the configuration of the game. I would add a little more detail to each player's realm. I would also make the communication between players, governments [sic], and Alliances a little more detailed. Otherwise, most of the game is sound.

Do you predict anything for the future of KOTW?

My predictions for the game are a bit sketchy right now, however  I do believe that the War can only end in heartbreak for those involved. I have not been involved too long, but I do think a "new" power should and will arise from the bloodshed. This is why I have decided to form the UK & European Alliance. I think we can gather a great amount of support and prove that we are a worthy alternative to the current hegemonic Alliances. I hope that peace and equilibrium will be restored soon.



Saturday, February 2, 2008

An Attempt on the King's Life


The members of the Royal Dragon Alliance have ambitiously attacked His Highness, King Thavidu Ranatunga, in order to reclaim the throne. Although the initial wave of attacks was strong, the Spartans nobly ran to defend their leader. However, His Highness remains weak, while other Alliances prepare for a possible take over of the throne. 

Friday, February 1, 2008

Dastardly Gareth Daniels Invades VVV Prince


The Dark Prince, Gareth Daniels, has just invaded the highest ranking Veni Vidi Vici member, Prince Craig Parish. All VVV members have been put on high alert, and many loyal ones have come to the defense of their Prince. This attack may have widespread effects with other alliances and may begin another war. More details to follow!!